witabushytail:

I know the narrative is confusing Baby, so let me break it down for you.  Jack Nicholson and his family are taking a vacation at a secluded hotel to relieve Jack’s stress about finishing his novella. Luckily, the hotel is full of zany occupants, who occasionally pop out and play pranks to keep the mood light.

witabushytail:

I know the narrative is confusing Baby, so let me break it down for you.  Jack Nicholson and his family are taking a vacation at a secluded hotel to relieve Jack’s stress about finishing his novella. Luckily, the hotel is full of zany occupants, who occasionally pop out and play pranks to keep the mood light.

witabushytail:

It is just the worst when you dedicate your life to a cause and hear that people still don’t recognize the difference you are making in their lives.  For example, Squirrely looked up online that it is widely considered a myth that people swallow on average three spiders a year despite my relentless nocturnal efforts and immaculate records that prove the contrary.  

witabushytail:

It is just the worst when you dedicate your life to a cause and hear that people still don’t recognize the difference you are making in their lives.  For example, Squirrely looked up online that it is widely considered a myth that people swallow on average three spiders a year despite my relentless nocturnal efforts and immaculate records that prove the contrary.  

witabushytail:

Don’t you see Papa, this is very close to having me shovel the driveway for all those cashews you paid up front.  In fact, I am pretty sure this snow sculpture of me shoveling snow is worth more to you since it can get the job done much faster. And that also explains why I built it in the middle of the driveway.

witabushytail:

Don’t you see Papa, this is very close to having me shovel the driveway for all those cashews you paid up front.  In fact, I am pretty sure this snow sculpture of me shoveling snow is worth more to you since it can get the job done much faster. And that also explains why I built it in the middle of the driveway.

witabushytail:

As an act of kindness, I have contracted myself to make a series of snow statues for the city of Cleveland.  I aim to appease the winter gods that have stricken this great city with a case of the “I am going to drop a nut if I have to shovel this driveway again.”  Nothing says ease up like a city covered in snow squirrels.

witabushytail:

As an act of kindness, I have contracted myself to make a series of snow statues for the city of Cleveland.  I aim to appease the winter gods that have stricken this great city with a case of the “I am going to drop a nut if I have to shovel this driveway again.”  Nothing says ease up like a city covered in snow squirrels.

witabushytail:

Pookie, what could possibly be more interesting than being knee deep in Pop-Tarts after the great Pop-Tart Famine of 2014.  If it isn’t a 36 count variety pack in that car seat, I am going to be very surprised.

witabushytail:

Pookie, what could possibly be more interesting than being knee deep in Pop-Tarts after the great Pop-Tart Famine of 2014.  If it isn’t a 36 count variety pack in that car seat, I am going to be very surprised.

witabushytail:

Thanks to Pookie’s quick thinking and my strong leadership we have survived the night.  Once it became apparent that our paltry 50 pop-tart supply would not last us until morning, Pookie instated a draconian cube rationing system that saved us all.  Unfortunately, the proceeding rioting resulted in a smashed netflix remote and time is now kept by when the opening theme to Supernatural plays.  With any luck, Mama and Papa will be back within the next 12 wayward sons.

witabushytail:

Thanks to Pookie’s quick thinking and my strong leadership we have survived the night.  Once it became apparent that our paltry 50 pop-tart supply would not last us until morning, Pookie instated a draconian cube rationing system that saved us all.  Unfortunately, the proceeding rioting resulted in a smashed netflix remote and time is now kept by when the opening theme to Supernatural plays.  With any luck, Mama and Papa will be back within the next 12 wayward sons.

witabushytail:

It has been three hours since Mama and Papa ran out of the house.  I assumed they were excited to be on their way to pick up the four meat lovers pizza’s I ordered online, but they still haven’t returned.  I also never mentioned the pizza order so I have begun to lose hope.  Luckily, we have the standard survival pack of Pop-Tarts and Netflix to see us through these dark times.

witabushytail:

It has been three hours since Mama and Papa ran out of the house.  I assumed they were excited to be on their way to pick up the four meat lovers pizza’s I ordered online, but they still haven’t returned.  I also never mentioned the pizza order so I have begun to lose hope.  Luckily, we have the standard survival pack of Pop-Tarts and Netflix to see us through these dark times.

witabushytail:

Being a baby seemed a lot more glamorous before I went snooping in the nursery.

witabushytail:

Being a baby seemed a lot more glamorous before I went snooping in the nursery.

witabushytail:

Hear me out Pookie.  In the time it would have taken to clean up these Cheeze-Its, I increased my wingspan by nearly 20 meters.  You seem skeptical about how I have invested my time, but the demonstration I have planned for later today should make you completely forget the ants marching into the house.

witabushytail:

Hear me out Pookie.  In the time it would have taken to clean up these Cheeze-Its, I increased my wingspan by nearly 20 meters.  You seem skeptical about how I have invested my time, but the demonstration I have planned for later today should make you completely forget the ants marching into the house.

witabushytail:

Do you see this Barfy?  This signifies that tomorrow is the second best day of the entire year.  Now you are going to call up your supervisor at the nursing home and cancel those volunteer hours because I still haven’t gotten my driver’s license back after last year’s Groundhog fun day parking incident.

witabushytail:

Do you see this Barfy?  This signifies that tomorrow is the second best day of the entire year.  Now you are going to call up your supervisor at the nursing home and cancel those volunteer hours because I still haven’t gotten my driver’s license back after last year’s Groundhog fun day parking incident.